Fri

18

JAN

2002

On a Lighter Note - Patchsoft by Microsoft

Satirewire has released its latest satire, this one about the creation of Patchsoft. Here are just a few highlights:

Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com)—In a surprise settlement today with nine U.S. states, Microsoft agreed to be split into two independent companies—one that will continue to make Microsoft operating systems, browsers, and server software, and another, potentially larger company that will make patches for Microsoft operating systems, browsers, and server software. . .

“Patchsoft developers will not have any foreknowledge of bugs or security holes before software is released. They’ll just have to be surprised,” he said.

“So it will be just like it was when they were at Microsoft,” he added."

Good one.

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